Wife
[played by Gilda Radner]: “New
Shimmer is a floor wax!”
Husband
[played by Dan Aykroyd]: “No, new
Shimmer is a dessert topping!“
Wife:
“It’s a floor wax!”
Husband:
“It’s a dessert topping!”
Wife:
“It’s a floor wax, I’m telling you!”
Husband:
“It’s a dessert topping, you cow!”
Spokesman
[played by Chevy Chase] [enters quickly]: “Hey, hey, hey, calm
down, you two. New Shimmer is both a floor wax and a dessert topping! Here, I’ll spray some on your mop.. [sprays Shimmer onto mop] ..and some on
your butterscotch pudding.” [sprays
Shimmer onto pudding]
Husband
[eating while Wife mops]: “Mmmmm,
tastes terrific!”
Wife:
“And just look at that shine! But will it last?”
Spokesman:
“Hey, outlasts every other leading floor wax, two to one. It’s durable, and
it’s scuff-resistant.”
Husband:
“And it’s delicious!”—Saturday Night Live,
Season 1, Episode 9, air date Jan.
10, 1976, directed by Dave Wilson
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