Friday, December 22, 2023

Joke of the Day (Steven Wright, on Gifts From His Grandpa)

“One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of Band-Aids. Then he said to us, ‘Now, you two share.’"—American comedian Steven Wright quoted by Brad Wheeler, “Wright's Stand-Up Delivers on Deadpan One-Liners,” The Globe and Mail (Toronto), Jan. 31, 2010

(Photo of Steven Wright after a spring 1994 performance in Cohen Auditorium at Tufts University.)

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