Monday, May 18, 2015

TV Quote of the Day (‘The Simpsons,’ With Homer Blissed Out On Cannabis)

Marge Simpson (voice of Julie Kavner): [Homer comes home with a new suit] “Where did you get that suit?”
Homer Simpson (voice of Dan Castellaneta): “Woah, woah, one question at a time.”
[Points to Marge]
Homer: “Yes, you?”
Marge: “Homer, I am getting really worried you are going overboard with this. We are out of clothespins, there are half-eaten cupcakes all around the house, and the curtains smell like doob.”
Homer: “Well I got news for you: I just got promoted and it's all thanks to yes-I-cannabis!”
[Homer walks away]
Homer: “We have a kitchen?”—The Simpsons, Season 13, Episode 16, “Weekend at Burnsie's,” original air date April 7, 2002, teleplay by Jon Vitti, directed by Michael Marcantel

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