I grumbled to myself as I sprinkled salt and sand on
my walkway early last night. It was criminal, I thought, to waste these
resources on something that could turn out to be close to nothing: the snow forecast for the first day of spring. I was
annoyed that the temperatures had dropped into the 30s so soon after climbing
into the 70s—all a precursor to a back-and-forth weather change that could
result in a cold or worse.
As I left my local Starbucks and watched the
flakes settle on the parked cars, my impatience switched to the media. Time was
when people at the local news stations called themselves “weathermen,”
“forecasters” or, if they wanted to sound scientific, even “meteorologists.”
Now, they styled themselves the “Storm Team.”
But “storm” connotes high winds, Biblical-style floods, or snowpiles enough to surround cars. It does not—repeat, not—involve snow amounts that the “Storm Crew” predicted for my area as being at most two inches and probably more like “a trace.”
But “storm” connotes high winds, Biblical-style floods, or snowpiles enough to surround cars. It does not—repeat, not—involve snow amounts that the “Storm Crew” predicted for my area as being at most two inches and probably more like “a trace.”
“Storm Team” for that
amount? That would be like calling a bunch of sixth-grader basketball players who couldn’t
tie their sneaker laces “The Dream Team.”
When I stopped out the door this morning, there was
a small coating on my porch steps—and this scene in my local park that I
photographed as my bus passed by a few minutes later. It was an annoyance, but
at least I caught a pretty scene for one transitory moment.
And now, be gone with you, Winter, and don’t try my
patience any longer.
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