"That's why the presidential debates are better. They end."—New York Yankees coach Joe Girardi, on the increasingly tiresome debate over what young gun Joba Chamberlain should be a starter or reliever, quoted by Mark Carig, “New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi has had enough of the 'Joba Chamberlain to the bullpen' debate,” The Star Ledger, May 29, 2009
