Quote of the Day (Jay Leno, on Cars and Women)

“I have about 135 cars and 90 motorcycles. It’s a little silly, but my thing has always been one woman and 200 vehicles. It’s cheaper than one car and 200 girlfriends.”—Jay Leno quoted in Mary Margaret, “Sunday With…Jay Leno,” Parade Magazine, May 20, 2012

Quote of the Day (Jay Leno, on Where You Get Germs)

“Researchers found that you are more likely get germs from money than any other object. … Really? Then how come poor people aren’t healthier?”—Jay Leno, “Tonight Show” monologue, April 15, 2010, quoted in “Laugh Lines,” The New York Times, April 18, 2010

Quote of the Day (Tina Fey, on Leno and O’Brien)

“It’s not rain. It’s just God crying for NBC.”—Tina Fey, on the preshow before the Golden Globes, linking meteorological and theological speculations on the Jay Leno-Conan O’Brien talk-show war, quoted in “Tina Fey: Golden Globes’ Rain Is ‘God Crying for NBC,” The Huffington Post, January 17, 2010

Quote of the Day (Jay Leno, on George W. and Laura Bush—and Libraries)

“The George W. Bush library design was unveiled by former First Lady Laura Bush. Did you know that she was a librarian when she first met George? Did you know that? In fact, she's the only thing he ever checked out of a library."—Jay Leno