TV Quote of the Day (‘SNL,’ on Why Santa Might Have Been Watching the Show)

Michael Che [pictured]: “Now, you told me you wanted to share your Christmas wish list.”

Michael’s “12-year-old nephew,” Tyson [played by Kam Patterson]: “I sure do, but Uncle Che, do you think Santa is watching SNL?”

Michael: “I mean, I think Santa’s watching. He’s over 100 and white, so probably.”—Saturday Night Live, Season 50, Episode 9, original air date Dec. 20, 2025, “Weekend Update: Michael Che’s Nephew Threatens Santa”