TV Quote of the Day (‘The Big Bang Theory,’ on How Much Leonard’s Mom Is Messing With His Brain)

Leonard Hofstadter [played by Johnny Galecki]: “She's only been here a day and a half and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.”

Penny [played by Kaley Cuoco]: “Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday and I've been half bombed ever since.”

Leonard: “You can't let her get into your head.”

Penny: “My head? What about yours??!!”

Leonard: “It's too late for me. My head is her summer house.” —The Big Bang Theory, Season 2, Episode 15, “The Maternal Capacitance,” original air date Feb. 9, 2009, teleplay by Richard Rosenstock and Steven Molaro, directed by Mark Cendrowski