George [played by Jason Alexander]: “You think she would care about the red dot?”
Jerry [played by
Jerry Seinfeld]: “It's hard to say.”
George: “I don't even
think she'd notice it. Can you see it?”
Jerry: “Well, I can see
it.”
George: “Yeah, but you
know where it is.”
Jerry: “Well, what do
you want me to do? Not look at it?”
George: “Pretend you
didn't know it was there. Can you see it?”
Jerry: “It's hard to
pretend because I know where it is.”
George: “Well, just take
an overview. Can't you just take an overview?”
Jerry: “You want me to
take an overview?”
George: “Please.”
Jerry: “I see a very
cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my
overview.”—Seinfeld, Season 3, Episode 12, “The Red Dot,”
original air date Dec. 11, 1991, teleplay by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld,
directed by Tom Cherones
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