George
Costanza [played by
Jason Alexander]: “My god, I'm getting married in December, do you know
that?”
Jerry
[played by Jerry Seinfeld]: “Yeah, I
know.”
George:
“Well, I don't see how I'm gonna make December. I mean, I need a little more
time. I mean, look at me: I'm a nervous wreck! My stomach aches. My neck is
killing me. I can't turn. Look. Look!”
Jerry:
“You're turning.”
George:
“Nah, it's not a good turn. December. December. Don't you think we should have
a little more time just to get to know each other a little?”
Jerry:
“If you need more time, you should have more time.”
George:
“What, you think I could postpone it?”
Jerry:
“Sure you can. Why not?”
George:
“That's allowed? You're allowed to postpone it?”
Jerry:
“I don't see why not.”
George:
“So, I could do that?”
Jerry:
“Sure, go ahead.”
George:
“All right! All right. I'll tell you what. How about this? Got the date; March
21st, the first day of spring!”
Jerry:
“Spring. Of course.”
George:
“Huh? You know? Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming! All that
crap!”
Jerry:
“Beautiful.”
George
[suddenly]: “She's not gonna like it.”
Jerry:
“No, she's not.”
George:
“You know, I think I'm a little bit scared of her. She's five-three, like a
hundred pounds. I'm frightened to death of her!”
Jerry:
“Well, she's a woman. They don't like to be disappointed.”— Seinfeld, Season 7, Episode 1, “The Postponement,” original air date Sept. 21, 1995, teleplay by Larry
David, directed by Andy Ackerman
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