TV Quote of the Day (‘Seinfeld,’ As 'Cosmo' Kramer Thinks About Naming A Kid of His Own)

“If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.” — Kramer (played by Michael Richards) on Seinfeld, Season 4, Episode 22, “The Handicap Spot,” original air date May 13, 1993, teleplay by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones