Joke of the Day (Lewis Black, on Why the 21st Century is ‘Not What It Was Cracked Up To Be’)

 “[The 21^st century is] just not what it was cracked up to be. I would have liked to see us control the weather as opposed to being able to make a phone call without having a cord.” —Comedian Lewis Black quoted in Alex V. Cipolle, “Behold Old Yeller,” Eugene (Ore.) Weekly, October 23, 2014