Quote of the Day (Comic Maya Klausner, on an Unexpected Encounter With a Waiter)

“After I gave this waiter my order, he said, ‘That's a lot of food, are you sure you want all that?’ I studied him for a minute, looked into his eyes and said, ‘…Dad?’”— Stand-up comedian Maya Klausner quoted in “Joke of the Week,” Time Out New York, Jan 23-29, 2014