"I heard from my cat's lawyer today. My cat
wants $12,000 a month for Tender Vittles."—Tonight Show host Johnny Carson, after third wife Joanna received
more than $2 million in cash plus a house, three apartments and three cars in
their divorce settlement, quoted in Lee Winfrey, “The Answer Is . . . Johnny Carson And The Question, Oh Wise One, Is . ..,” Philadelphia Inquirer,
October 1, 1987Monday, April 22, 2013
Quote of the Day (Johnny Carson, on Alimony)
"I heard from my cat's lawyer today. My cat
wants $12,000 a month for Tender Vittles."—Tonight Show host Johnny Carson, after third wife Joanna received
more than $2 million in cash plus a house, three apartments and three cars in
their divorce settlement, quoted in Lee Winfrey, “The Answer Is . . . Johnny Carson And The Question, Oh Wise One, Is . ..,” Philadelphia Inquirer,
October 1, 1987
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