Quote of the Day (Johnny Carson, on Alimony)

"I heard from my cat's lawyer today. My cat wants $12,000 a month for Tender Vittles."—Tonight Show host Johnny Carson, after third wife Joanna received more than $2 million in cash plus a house, three apartments and three cars in their divorce settlement, quoted in Lee Winfrey, “The Answer Is . . . Johnny Carson And The Question, Oh Wise One, Is . ..,” Philadelphia Inquirer, October 1, 1987