Joke of the Day (Wil Shriner, on How Small His High School Was)

"My high school was so small, the mascot was an amoeba."—Actor-comedian-game-show host Wil Shriner, quoted in Duncan Strauss, “O.C. Comedy Review: Will the Real Wil Please Stand Up?”, Los Angeles Times, October 26, 1989

Joke of the Day (Wil Shriner, on a Much-Married Friend)

"I have a friend who's been married so many times he sends his alimony checks out bulk rate."—Actor-comedian-game-show host Wil Shriner, quoted in Duncan Strauss, “O.C. Comedy Review: Will the Real Wil Please Stand Up?”, Los Angeles Times, October 26, 1989

Quote of the Day (Comic Wil Shriner, on Having ‘No Perception of Time’)

"(I told my shrink) I had no perception of time. He said, 'Your three hours are up.'”—Actor-comedian-game-show host Wil Shriner, quoted in Duncan Strauss, “O.C.Comedy Review: Will the Real Wil Please Stand Up?”, Los Angeles Times, October 26, 1989

Quote of the Day (Wil Shriner, on His Experience With an Exterminator)

"I called a discount exterminator. The guy came by with a rolled-up magazine."—Actor-comedian-game-show host Wil Shriner, quoted in Duncan Strauss, “O.C. Comedy Review: Will the Real Wil Please Stand Up?”, Los Angeles Times, October 26, 1989