Joke of the Day (Stewart Francis, on a Documentary on Ships)

"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting." — Canadian stand-up comic Stewart Francis quoted in Tony Deyal, “Nuts in a Name?”, The Gleaner (Jamaica, WI.), August 25, 2012

Joke of the Day (Stewart Francis, on a Frisbee’s Size)

“Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me.”— Canadian stand-up comic Stewart Francis quoted in Tony Deyal, “Nuts in a Name?”, The Gleaner (Jamaica, WI.), August 25, 2012

Quote of the Day (Stewart Francis, on Why He Quit His Job)

“I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.”—Comic Stewart Francis quoted in “Laugh!” Reader’s Digest, May 2010