Movie Quote of the Day (‘The Miracle of Morgan's Creek,’ As a Lawman Vents Frustration With His Teenage Daughter)

Constable Edmund Kockenlocker [played by William Demarest, center] [to his 14-year-old daughter]: “Listen, Zipper-puss! Someday they're just gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace. Nothing else!”— The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1943), written and directed by Preston Sturges