“The important thing in a food fight is weaponry.
Forget bread rolls and sugar. Linguine garrotes are much better, and nothing
tops a stuffed pork chop hit with your shoe so that the dressing is projected
across the room.” — P. J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People (1994)
The image accompanying this post is of John Belushi,
preparing for culinary combat in Animal
House (1978).
