Showing posts with label Eliot Spitzer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eliot Spitzer. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Quote of the Day (Lisa Miller, on Politicians and Humility)

“When politicians start talking about humility, as they do ritualistically after elections, the warning light on the BS detector goes on. Surely no professional group has a weaker claim to that virtue than today's divided, self-righteous, and spin-savvy politicians. And too often the politicians (and religious leaders) who do make a case for humility have the least basis for doing so. In an August 2007 speech, then–New York governor Eliot Spitzer expounded upon Reinhold Niebuhr and the virtues of humility in the public square. ‘What I'd like to reflect on today, and this may come as a surprise to some of you,’ he said, ‘are the inevitable risks that occur when [political] passion and conviction are not sufficiently tempered by humility.’ Seven months later, he resigned, tagged forever as ‘client No. 9.’”—American journalist Lisa Miller, “Humble Pie Eating Contest,” Newsweek, Nov. 15, 2010

Ms. Miller does not mention that, well before Spitzer became “client No. 9,” he could very easily have been nicknamed “Governor Steamroller” for his snarled boast to a GOP Assemblyman.

These days, I don’t think that Spitzer is as eager to brag about his one lasting claim on America’s cultural consciousness: As an inspiration for the long-running drama series, The Good Wife.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

The Clinton Playbook: Bipartisan Survival in the Sex-Scandal Age



“As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information.

“Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible.”—President Bill Clinton, televised address to the nation, August 17, 1998

This past year has witnessed the spectacle of Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner, climbing back into the political arena after being forced from office for assorted sexual peccadilloes. At this point, Sanford has won a Congressional seat, Spitzer still has a chance for victory in his race to become New York City’s Comptroller, and Weiner might have been elected mayor of New York if he had not resumed sexting. 

(Watch John Edwards in another couple of years. Let’s see if he doesn’t try to run for something eventually. The resignation of Bob Filner following a wave of sexual harassment allegations has ended what Conan O’Brien termed the “East Coast-West Coast Perv-Off” between the San Diego Mayor and Weiner, but were it not for Filner being 70 years old, we could have expected a cooling-off period, then another try for office from him, too.)

All of them owe a debt of gratitude to Bill Clinton. Before his survival in the Monica Lewinsky scandal 15 years ago, politicians of both parties would never have even dreamed of remaining in public life after an admitted sexual offense.

It is all so different now. For years, observers abroad—and even quite a few here—wondered why Americans couldn’t get over their Puritanical mores and act more like Europeans, who have always been so civilized when one partner (normally male) steps out on the other.

But a funny thing has happened. The French, who pride themselves on love as much as cheese and wine among their indigenous products, took very seriously indeed the allegation that then-International Monetary Fund head Dominique Strauss-Kahn had raped a hotel maid while in New York (and groped a reporter…and patronized prostitutes). The Italians rose up in disgust when then-Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi paid for sex with an underage prostitute, then sought to cover it up. And King Juan Carlos’ cheating is one of the items that have made the Spanish electorate receptive to ending their monarchy.

Here in the U.S., in contrast, we’re much closer to moral laissez-faire, and it’s not much better than the economic kind. The old order might have prevented the ascension of a few noteworthy talents, but it had a salutary effect: it removed or stalled the rise of politicians with a host of character issues besides simply sexual fidelity.

Client No. 9,” for instance, not only thinks that New Yorkers will greet a “f-g steamroller” as an “old friend,” but arrogantly believes he can make a mockery of campaign-finance reform by paying for his election efforts through his father’s largesse. And “Carlos Danger,” it turns out, has serious anger-management issues to go with his bizarre social-media escapades (even telling drivers, in his days on capitol Hill, that they must make every yellow light).

And then there are the incidents that got these pols into trouble in the first place, regarded alternately as hilarious and creepy. Friends of Huma Abedin from her days in the Clinton White House love her to death, but they can barely manage to get out of the car to meet her husband, Weiner, according to a New York Times account by Amy Chozick and Michael M. Grynbaum.

They ought to ponder a bit more deeply how Huma and Hubby came to this pass. New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd got it right when she referred to the former Congressman as “the ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ of the Clintons.”

New York’s newspapers have unanimously derided Weiner for lack of maturity, self-discipline, and the like. But that misbehavior had ample precedent under Clinton. (Do Weiner’s tweets, creepy as they are, compare with Monica Lewinsky’s stained blue dress—or the antics that the President and his intern had with a cigar?)

Today’s “Quote of the Day,” spoken 15 years ago last month, was the President’s first admission of what many, including his own supporters, had surmised long before: that he had had an affair with Lewinsky. Yet it took him two more speeches over the next month even to begin to put the matter behind him. The fact that he was forced to do something so distasteful owed to the fact that he could not get it right the first time.

It became a public-relations disaster, entirely of his own doing. He had been warned by aides that a quick apology would be far better than the speech he gave. In the end, he spent so much time complaining about a “politically inspired lawsuit” and independent counsel Kenneth Starr that when he said “I deeply regret that,” most viewers correctly believed that he bemoaned the affair less than his suddenly dire political and legal predicament.

The examples I cited previously of scandal-scarred politicos aiming for comebacks may have left an erroneous impression that it was largely Democrats who followed his lead. Far from it. In the glorious tradition of American bipartisanship, Republicans, too, copied Clinton’s Silver Survival Playbook. If progressive Democrats want to know whom to blame for the survival of some of the most obnoxious Republicans, they should look to the Comeback Kid.

Start with Newt Gingrich, another onetime college prof-policy wonk-narcissist who very much wanted to be President in the Nineties. Gingrich’s checkered marital history—leaving a cancer-stricken wife for a younger woman, and engaging in the same pattern of lying and adultery that as Speaker of the House he found impeachable in Clinton’s case—did not stop him from seeking the Presidency more than a decade later. Just as Clinton had engaged in the most barefaced act of chutzpah before an entire nation—i.e., stating that “what began as a friendship came to include this conduct”—so Gingrich was moved to claim that his latest lapse from marital fidelity would “make me more normal than somebody who wanders around seeming perfect and maybe not understanding the human condition and the challenges of life for normal people." (Take that, Mitt Romney!)

And then there was Der Sperminator—excuse me, Terminator. “I was ashamed to call myself a Republican during that period,” Arnold Schwarzenegger told George Magazine in 1999 about the Clinton impeachment crisis.

“Ashamed”? Perhaps not quite the right word. “Frightened” might have been better. After all, if a President could be held accountable for creating a sexually charged environment in which he hit on one woman after another, how would a mere actor—even a box-office king—fare when faced with similar allegations?

And so, when the Los Angeles Times published a story in 2003 claiming that a dozen women claimed they had been sexually harassed by the star, he followed the relevant parts of the Clinton strategy for dealing with “bimbo eruptions”:

1) Confess only in the most general terms. Clinton allowed that he had “caused pain in my marriage"; Schwarzenegger, that he had "behaved badly sometimes...and I have done things that were not right, which I thought were playful."
 
2       2) Incinerate the reputation of accusers. Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, and Kathleen Willey all came under systematic assault from Clinton’s minions. All of them, it was claimed, had motives, notably pecuniary ones, for their allegations against the President. (Direct cross-examination under oath would finally force Clinton, five years after the original allegation, to admit to having relations with Flowers.) Schwarzenegger aides made similar claims about the women who came out against their candidate. A former CNN intern was accused of wanting to discredit the star because she had contributed to Arianna Huffington’s campaign. Another woman was wrongly accused of having a criminal record involving prostitution and drugs.

3    3)   Get the wife on board with your story. From the moment Clinton weighed a run for the Presidency, he needed his wife to support his denials of impropriety. This she continued to do until unmistakable evidence of Clinton’s involvement with Lewinsky emerged in the Starr investigation. Yet Hillary contributed a phrase, “a vast right-wing conspiracy,” that became the governing narrative for Democrats in the impeachment crisis. (What was conveniently forgotten was that, in the same interview with Matt Lauer on the Today Show, when asked if it turned out to be true that her husband had a liaison in the White House and tried to cover it up, the First Lady answered, “If all that were proven true, I think that would be a very serious offense. That is not going to be proven true.”) Similarly, Shriver observed about her husband’s accusers: “You can listen to all the negativity, and you can listen to people who have never met Arnold, or who met him for five seconds 30 years ago. Or you can listen to me.” She said this, despite the fact that there were already many tales of her husband’s piggish behavior (including a 2001 Premiere Magazine story, “Arnold the Barbarian,” that accused him of harassing, groping and fondling various film personnel.)

Would California voters have lost much if they had been deprived of Schwarzenegger’s services by a forced entry from the gubernatorial race? Hardly. His approval ratings when he left office—in the 20s, not much higher than the empty-suited, careerist incumbent he beat in a recall election, Gray Davis—testified to voters’ view of his lack of accomplishments. Democrats’ griping in 2003 about the man labeled “Der Gropenator” by Doonesbury cartoonist Garry Trudeau would have sounded more credible had they taken similar allegations about Bill Clinton with equal seriousness.

Schwarzegger’s admission that he had helped himself to the family help in the late 1990s, producing an illegitimate son, outraged many Californians who had voted for him. But their cries of outrage were misplaced: They knew enough about his behavior beforehand to realize that his ambition was exceeded only by his crudeness.

In the Age of Clinton, voters deserve what they get when they ignore allegations of crass sexual behavior. If New York Democrats elect Eliot Spitzer as Comptroller in Tuesday’s primary, they will be returning to public life a man not only unchecked, but unchastened by revelations of his compulsive misbehavior while governor. These voters will have more than a little in common with the California GOP women who held up signs at Schwarzegger campaign events that read, “Harass ME, Arnold!”—or with former Time reporter Nina Burleigh, who noted that she would be "happy to give [Bill Clinton oral sex] just to thank him for keeping abortion legal."

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Quote of the Day (Gail Collins, on One Outcome of This WeinerSpitzer Summer)



“It could be pretty exciting. The entire city would come to a halt as the two staffs fired rocket launchers at each other. The movie version would be in 3-D and star Channing Tatum as Eliot Spitzer.”—Gail Collins, forecasting what would happen if disgraced pols Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer win in their comeback attempts in New York, in “New York Sizzles,” The New York Times, July 11, 2013

WeinerSpitzer—I get indigestion just imagining the possibility!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Quote of the Day (Nancy Franklin, on Eliot Spitzer, Love-Gov-Turned-Talking-Head)


“I was practically blown out through the back of my couch, I was so repelled by the sight of him. I found him unpleasant to listen to and to look at….I don’t think anybody really wants to watch him. They’ll tune in one or two times to see him. But he’s very loud. He’s very arrogant. He’s very smart. But he’s not really right for television.”—New Yorker television critic Nancy Franklin, on disgraced former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer’s appearance filling in for Dylan Ratigan on MSNBC, quoted in Felix Gillette and Reid Fillifant, “It’s Spitz-o-phrenia!”, The New York Observer, June 28-July 5, 2010

Now comes the news that CNN has hired the former “Steamroller” to appear with the Washington Post’s Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Kathleen Parker in a primetime slot.

If CNN chief Jonathan Klein were wise, he’d want to advertise the show as a kind of 21st-century counterpart to James J. Kirkpatrick and Shana Alexander in the old “Point Counterpoint” segments of 60 Minutes back in the ‘70s (lovingly recalled by Saturday Night Live devotees for inspiring parodies that invariably climaxed with Dan Aykroyd pausing a beat before unleashing on his on-air partner, “Jane, you ignorant slut…”). He should do anything but remind viewers of its more recent and familiar antecedent: Crossfire, the faceoff between bow-tied conservative Tucker Carlson and whichever liberal Klein could throw against him in an ideological mudfest.

Not a few viewers (I count myself among them) will share Ms. Franklin’s revulsion toward Mr. Spitzer (and roll our eyes the first time the ex-governor flashes the warmest smile he can manage at Ms. Parker--who, with her conservative outlook and blond haircoloring, seems ready for her Fox News closeup). “Client #9” is likely to reverberate in the back of our consciousness, too.

But, much as I might dislike it, Spitzer’s “very loud” and “very arrogant” mien is not likely to work against him on cable TV. Any medium that can absorb Bill O’Reilly, Keith Olbermann, Glenn Beck, and Rachel Maddow is not likely to blink at another bulging-eyed, ideological flame-thrower.

Welcome to your new arena, Mr. Spitzer. Just watch those lions on the way in.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Hey Eliot, How's Tricks?

Over the past two weeks, as the "Sheriff of Wall Street" and Time's "Crusader of the Year" became better known as "Client 9," I was content to let the Albany panjundrums pontificate, the lawyers litigate, the pundits fulminate, and poor Silda Spitzer fumigate (the family's Fifth Avenue premises, that is, of all traces of her hornswogglin' hubby, many hope).

But before Eliot Ness—no, make that Eliot Mess—slinks off to whatever uncertain future awaits him (and
"Saturday Night Live" had as good a guess at this as anyone) and we forget this whole sordid saga, it's worthwhile reviewing why he fell so hard so fast.

To be sure, ideologues from all parts of the political spectrum have offered predictable responses to Governor Spitzer's unraveling—from schadenfreude over the comeuppance of Corporate America's chief tormenter (The Wall Street Journal), applause for being worldlier, European-style, than we used to be about sex (The New Yorker's Hedrick Hertzberg), to annoyed handwringing over Mr. Clean getting dirty (The New York Times).

A recent issue of New York Magazine, it seems to me, gets closer to the heart of the matter, starting with a
cover that definitively locates Spitzer’s brain. John Heilemann's “A Pants-Down Primer” also performed yeoman service by reviewing, Letterman-style, the top 10 reasons Bill Clinton survived Monicagate while Spitzer collapsed almost immediately.

(As for who was crazier, Clinton or Spitzer, ask yourself which scenario as a potential lothario you would prefer: Breaking the news to a hitherto-unknowing wife who had long believed in you, or risking the possibility that a wife thisclose to divorce on an at least one other occasion would discover you in the act – which Ol' Bill did on
at least a half dozen encounters with Lewinski that occurred while Hillary was in the building.)

After reading Heilemann's piece, however, I felt that all his cogently presented rationalizations for the difference between Clinton and Spitzer could be boiled down to this concise formula: Draco Malfoy x Seth Pecksniff = Eliot Spitzer.

Allow me to explain. The "
Draco Malfoy" part needs no introduction to youngsters—especially my nephews Sean and James, who have devoured each succeeding Harry Potter book and movie like the 1992 Bill Clinton consuming every Big Mac within five miles of each campaign appearance. They'll instantly recognize Malfoy as the insufferable Pure Blood who bullies Harry and friends all over Hogwarts Academy.

Indeed, like Donald Trump, Spitzer is a son of a real estate magnate, as arrogant a child of privilege as has ever existed—and real-life embodiment of Draco. 

For confirmation—and a portent of his own doom—recall prospective candidate Spitzer’s attempt to send up his take-no-prisoners style in a November 2005 appearance on The Colbert Report, in which he explained his secret of success as a childhood soccer “enforcer”: “You play hard, play tough, and hopefully you don’t get caught.” 

Quite a contrast with Bill Clinton who, whatever else his detractors have said about him over the years, was hardly a spoiled kid.

Seth Pecksniff, on the other hand, appears in a work of one of the great influences on J.K. Rowling, Charles Dickens: Martin Chuzzlewit. Pecksniff is not so familiar as other characters in the Dickens corpus because he springs from the longest novel by the great Victorian (and, a professor I heard once say at a local lecture, the only one without Cliff Notes).

But Pecksniff is a distinctly Dickensian type in his unctuous hypocrisy as he utters high-minded moral principles he has no intention of living up to. A little bit like Spitzer, who leaked rumors to the press about New York Stock Exchange chair Richard Grasso making his secretary his mistress—all without a shred of proof ever offered—all while the then-Attorney-General was already engaging in far more risky business himself.

The combination of Malfoy and Pecksniff in one real-life person, it seems to me, creates an entirely new prototype in our cultural life, like one of those names that becomes shorthand for terrible moral choices: Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling, Joseph McCarthy. In large measure, that accounts for the near-universal outrage inspired by the astonishing Spitzer scandal. 

(I don't think I can bear the triumphalism all over Wall Street about his downfall--this, from a group of people more than a few of whom, it's safe to wager, have developed permanent stoops from hauling out their ill-gotten gains.)

As evidence of what I'm talking about, consider the following:

* "
An old senile piece of s___" —Spitzer's description to a Republican lawmaker about State Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno, who drove Mr. Clean to such extremes that he ended up being investigated and reprimanded by state Attorney-General Andrew Cuomo. (Incidentally, have any of my readers heard of a young "senile piece of s___"? Didn't think so. Makes you wonder what they're teaching now about redundancy and other grammatical matters at those institutions that prepared Spitzer for life—the New York prep school Horace Mann, Princeton and Harvard Law School).

*"
It’s now a war between us. I'll be coming after you"—the Sheriff of Wall Street's warning (one that, predictably, his press secretary denied, but which has the unmistakable whiff of the truth) to John Whitehead, who had dared write a Wall Street Journal op-ed challenging his pursuit of AIG chair Hank Greenberg.

* "
Come on—I'm from the Bronx!" – Spitzer accepting a challenge to step outside by California's attorney general, not noting that he's a native of Riverdale instead of the tougher South Bronx (unlike your faithful correspondent!).

* "
Listen, I'm a f---ing steamroller, and I'll roll over you and anybody else!" – Spitzer to state Assembly Minority Leader James Tedisco. (James Taylor’s “Steamroller” has worn better over nearly 40 years than Spitzer’s, I think it safe to say)

*”
Day One, Everything Changes” – Spitzer’s promise as he took over as governor—though what changed was that in the coming 14 months, he made George Pataki, a lackluster predecessor with no visible accomplishments after three terms in office, look like the second coming of Governors Dewey and Smith by comparison.

*
You have no standing to lecture me; you’re part of the system that is the whole problem in this state”—Spitzer in the least profance part of a tirade directed against Dan Cantor, an ally from the Working Families Party, who had tried unsuccessfully to offer some friendly words of advice.

Spitzer friends-apologists-enablers such as the egregious Alan Dershowitz (the real-life inspiration for lawyer-TV commentator “Alan Crudman” in Christopher Buckley’s hilarious No Way to Treat a First Lady) say that prostitution is a victimless crime. I’m not going to rehash all the comments, pro and con, about that hoary (or is that whore-y?) claim.

But I find it instructive—Spitzerish, if you will—that the governor was well into patronizing “Kristen” and friends all the time he was
bragging to New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof about a new state law clamping down on sex trafficking, including tougher penalties against johns. Is it just me, or is there a slight case of psychic disassociation going on here?

You still think there was no “victim” here? Then look at the photo accompanying this blog entry. I could have chosen virtually any one from hundreds of the ex-governor, but I picked this one for a reason.

It’s Silda. It’s the face of someone who gave up her own job as an attorney—one, incidentally, in which she made more money than Spitzer—to look after him and their children. 

It’s the face of someone who has to figure out how the husband who’d been with her on Valentine’s Day had the last of a string of unprotected sexual encounters with a hooker only 24 hours before. 

It’s the face of someone whose life is imploding.

One line jumped out at me from
Spitzer’s resignation statement: “As I leave public life, I will first do what I need to do to help and heal myself and my family.” How typical—thinking of his own needs first, then those of others. How like Draco Malfoy and Seth Pecksniff. 

It’s the moment when “Eliot Spitzer,” new cultural prototype, is at his most revealing—and most revolting.