TV Quote of the Day (‘Parks and Recreation,’ on Names and ‘Getting a Little Chummy’)

Ron Swanson [played by Nick Offerman]: "Ann was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them."— Parks and Recreation, Season 4, Episode 3, “Born and Raised,” original air date Oct. 6, 2011, teleplay by Greg Daniels, Michael Schur, and Aisha Muharrar, directed by Dean Holland

That, folks, is a unique method for throwing shade.