TV Quote of the Day (‘Bewitched,’ As Darrin Gets His First Taste of Samantha’s Uncle Arthur)

[Samantha, Darrin, Endora and Arthur are together, drinking coffee.]

Uncle Arthur [played by Paul Lynde]: “Cream, Darrin?”

Darrin Stephens [played by Dick York]: “Yes, please.”

Uncle Arthur [he creates instantly a cow by magic]: “Help yourself.” [smirking] “Forgive me. I just can't help milking a joke.”—Bewitched, Season 2, Episode 5, “The Joker Is a Card,” original air date Oct. 14, 1965, teleplay by Ron Friedman and Sol Saks, directed by E.W. Swackhamer