Joke of the Day (Comic Demetri Martin, on a Silly Phrase)

“'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. ‘Sort of.’ It's just a filler. ‘Sort of’ —it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, ‘sort of’means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live.'” —American stand-up comic Demetri Martin on Comedy Central Presents, Season 8, Episode 14, original air date Mar. 19, 2004, written and directed by Demetri Martin