TV Quote of the Day (‘The Dick Van Dyke Show,’ With an Appeal to an Egocentric Boss)

Alan Brady [played by Carl Reiner]: “I'm NOT impatient... and your time is up!”

Rob Petrie [played by Dick Van Dyke]: “You have the impatience of genius.”

Alan: “Go ahead, finish your thought.”— The Dick Van Dyke Show, Season 5, Episode 19, “The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart,” original air date Feb. 9, 1966, teleplay by John Whedon, directed by Jerry Paris