“When disaster strikes, identifying the culprit is
of paramount importance. If you spill coffee on your laptop, it’s vital to know
which brew. Certain flavors—thick, grainy Senegalese High Mountain Blue
immediately comes to mind—are more damaging than others and should probably be
immediately banned from any table holding electronic equipment. Because of the
invasive froth, white mochas are positively deadly. Any coffee containing non-dairy
creamer will inflict irreparable damage.”—Joe Queenan, “Moving Targets: No
Crying Over Spills—Unless They Flood Your Laptop,” The Wall Street Journal, Feb. 2-3, 2019
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