Quote of the Day (Jason Gay, on the Awful NFC East)

“[T]he NFC East isn’t terribly good right now. It's verging on being historically not terribly good, and I know what a grammatical disaster that phrase is. At the moment, the NFC East resembles an automobile race in which every automobile is a three-wheeled shopping cart loaded with whoopee cushions and loud, squawking ducks. And honestly, that might be too charitable a rendering.”—Jason Gay, “America’s Gloomiest TV Show: The NFC East,” The Wall Street Journal, Dec. 3, 2019