Movie Quote of the Day (‘Uncle Buck,’ As the Kids’ Emergency Guardian Performs His Duty)

“Uncle Buck” Russell [played by John Candy]: “Did you brush your teeth?”
 
Miles Russell [played by Macaulay Culkin]: “Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.”
 
Buck: “You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.”
 
[Miles imagines hearing sirens. Buck leaves]
 
Maisy Russell [played by Gaby Hoffmann]: “If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth.”— Uncle Buck (1989), written and directed by John Hughes