TV Quote of the Day (‘Seinfeld,’ on Men’s Viewing Habits)

“Men don't care what's on TV, men only care what else is on TV.”—Comedian Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5, Episode 20, “The Fire,” original air date May 5, 1994, teleplay by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones

Tweet of the Day (Andy Richter, on a Burning Question From His TV Watching)

“Watching The Strain, and have a general question: who maintains the lightbulbs that are always burning in forgotten underground movie tunnels?” — American actor, writer, comedian, and late- night talk-show announcer Andy Richter, October 6, 2014 tweet