[Kramer is
posing in the art studio of Nina West, Jerry’s current girlfriend.]
Nina
West
[played by Catherine Keener]: (laughing) “Kramer, would you hold still?
I can’t do this if you keep moving.”
Kramer
[played by Michael Richards]: “You
sure you don’t want me to take my clothes off?” (beat) “I’ll do it!”
Nina:
“No, that’s the last thing in the world I want you to do.”
Kramer:
“Well, why don’t you take your clothes
off?”
Nina:
“I don’t know... I don’t think Jerry would like that.”
Kramer
(debonair smile): “Well, it’d be our
little secret.”—Seinfeld, Season 3,
Episode 21, “The Letter,” original
air date Mar. 25, 1992, teleplay by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones
