Tweet of the Day (Kimmy Monte, on an Unexpected Business Failure)

“My glass coffin company ‘Remains to be Seen’ is not doing as well as I thought it would.”—@ KimmyMonte, tweet of Sept. 29, 2022

Tweet of the Day (Kimmy Monte, on Being ‘Down for the Count’)

“I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is ‘down for the count.’ I don't care that he loves Dracula; I just want to know who's winning.”— @KimmyMonte, tweet of June 9, 2014