“I find it endlessly heartening to walk up the aisle,
look into the pews, and see that when going up to take Communion, the men have
often left their car keys unguarded, the women their pocketbooks. Church was
once a sanctuary, a place where outcasts and even criminals could save
themselves from the mob. And who among us is not a stranger in this world? Man
is the lonely, the homesick animal. Homesick when he travels, and homesick when
he stays at home.”—Essayist-novelist Benjamin Cheever, “Judge Not,” in Joyful Noise: The New Testament Revisited, edited by Rick Moody and Darcey
Steinke (1997)
“Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in
church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.”—Radio
comedian Fred Allen (1894-1956)
(This NBC publicity photo was taken in connection with
Allen’s 1940s radio program, Allen’s
Alley.)
I'm a librarian (no, NOT a "cybrarian" or "information scientist" or any of the other trendy terms the profession has come up with), as well as a freelance writer/researcher; my political leanings are contrarian, much to the dismay of friends on the left and right, and so I will give anyone looking for my vote exactly what they deserve -- the back of my hand