Quote of the Day (Carly Ann Filbin, on ‘Sweaty Cuddles During Hot Days’)

Those warm cuddles during cold nights will soon turn into sweaty cuddles during hot days. When the sun comes out, you don’t want a human blanket by your side covering up the arms you worked on all winter or distracting you from your new collection of Forever 21 rompers.” —Comic actress Carly Ann Filbin (Single Blonde Failure) quoted in David Goldberg, “Escape Cuffing Season With Comedian Carly Ann Filbin,” TimeOut New York, Apr. 11, 2017

Joke of the Day (Carly Ann Filbin, on Boyfriends and Holidays)

“Boyfriends are only needed for cute holiday pics. The holidays are over, babe, and so is he.” —Comic actress Carly Ann Filbin (Single Blonde Failure) quoted in David Goldberg, “Escape Cuffing Season With Comedian Carly Ann Filbin,” TimeOut New York, Apr. 11, 2017

Joke of the Day (Carly Ann Filbin, on Perfect Things To Do in Summer)

“The warm-weather season is the perfect time to travel alone and do all things you’ve been migrating into your Bullet Journal—like going to Dollywood, causing a drunken scene at Dollywood and getting kicked out of Dollywood.” —Comic actress Carly Ann Filbin (Single Blonde Failure) quoted in David Goldberg, “Escape Cuffing Season With Comedian Carly Ann Filbin,” TimeOut New York, Apr. 11, 2017