TV Quote of the Day (‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine,’ on Sports Camp and Poison Ivy)

“I’m allergic to poison ivy. I got it one time at sports camp making out in the woods with Liz Almont… Okay, fine we weren’t making out: I was looking for my inhaler. And it wasn’t sports camp: It was asthma camp.” —Jake (played by Andy Samberg, pictured) to Terry (played by Terry Crews) after Terry steered him clear of some poison ivy, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3, Episode 6, “Into the Woods,” air date Nov. 8, 2015, teleplay by Andrew Guest, directed by Linda Mendoza

TV Quote of the Day (Gina of ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine,’ on Why She Is ‘Born for Politics’)

"You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics: I have great hair and I love lying."—Gina (played by Chelsea Peretti) to Holt (played by Andre Braugher), on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode 17, “Full Boyle,” air date February 11, 2014, teleplay by Norm Hiscock, directed by Craig Zisk

TV Quote of the Day (‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine,’ on a Great Employee Sacrifice)

“Thank you for coming in on your day off. I know you'd all rather be at home binge-watching media content." —Captain Holt (played by Andre Braugher) on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode 18, “The Apartment,” air date February 25, 2014, teleplay by David Quandt, directed by Tucker Gates