Joke of the Day (Aziz Ansari, on Internet Reading)

“I read the Internet so much I feel like I'm like on page a million of the worst book ever.” —Comedian-actor Aziz Ansari, “Aziz Ansari Needs Another Toothbrush,” Freakonomics Radio podcast July 22, 2015

TV Quote of the Day (“Parks and Recreation,” With One Male’s Faith in His Attraction for Women)

“Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.”—Tom Haverford (played by Aziz Ansari), on Parks and Recreation (Season 2, Episode 22, “The Master Plan”), written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, directed by Dean Holland

Hmmm…

“Romantic” is not the first word to come to mind here.

“Stupid”? That’s closer.

“Delusional”? Now we’re talking!