TV Quote of the Day (‘Frasier,’ As the Radio Shrink Finally Loses It)

Dr. Frasier Crane [played by Kelsey Grammer] [delirious and drugged-up, returning to the station]: “Hello, Seattle, I'm back! This is Dr. Frasier Crane. I promise I will never leave you again. So, let's take our first caller. Hello, I'm listening.”

Robert [voice of Tommy Hilfiger]: “Hi, Dr. Crane. Thanks for taking my call. I'm a little nervous, okay? My name is Robert.”

Frasier: “And your name is...?”

Robert: “My name is Robert.”

Frasier: “Oh, I'm sorry. We've already had a Robert on the show today. Goodbye!” [disconnects him]

Roz Doyle [played by Peri Gilpin] [on the office phone]: “Tony, it's Roz. Could you get security up here? Captain Kirk's got control of the bridge and he's gone insane.” —Frasier, Season 1, Episode 23, “Frasier Crane's Day Off,” original air date May 12, 1994, teleplay by Chuck Ranberg and Anne Flett-Giordano, directed by James Burrows