TV Quote of the Day (‘Bewitched,’ As Endora Shows How to Deal With a Humorless Son-in-Law)

Endora [played by Agnes Moorehead] [casting a spell so that son-in-law Darrin laughs at inappropriate times]
“Your views of life I find quite sick.
This spell will change what makes you tick!
At serious things, you'll laugh and giggle.
The graver the note, the more it will tickle!”—Bewitched, Season 7, Episode 27, “Laugh, Clown, Laugh,” original air date Apr. 15, 1971, teleplay by Sol Saks and Ed Jurist, directed by William Asher