TV Quote of the Day (‘Modern Family,’ on an Outcome of the Citizenship Process)

[The household is anticipating the citizenship process for Colombian-born Gloria.]

Jay Pritchett [played by Ed O'Neill]: “Gloria's about to take her citizenship test. This little jumping bean is about to become an American.”

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett [played by Sofía Vergara] [indignantly]: “Jumping beans are Mexican!”

Jay: “Once you're an American, you won't see the difference.”— Modern Family, Season 6, Episode 22, “Patriot Games,” original air date May 6, 2015, teleplay by Christopher Lloyd, Steven Levitan, and Vali Chandrasekaran, directed by Alisa Statman