TV Quote of the Day (‘The Andy Griffith Show,’ As Barney Explains a Particular Type of Thief)

Deputy Barney Fife [played by Don Knotts]: “Kleptomineracs, we call ‘em…that’s a person that steals cuz he can’t help it. It’s a sickness.”—The Andy Griffith Show, Season 2, Episode 21, “Guest of Honor,” original air date Feb. 26, 1962, teleplay by Jack Elinson and Charles Stewart, directed by Bob Sweeney