Quote of the Day (P. G. Wodehouse, on How to Deal With ‘A Fat Man in a Yachting Cap’)

"When you see a fat man in a yachting cap, horn-rimmed spectacles, plus fours, and black and white buckskin shoes, I maintain that there is convincing evidence of premeditation and that the matter should be firmly dealt with by the proper authorities." — English humorist P. G. Wodehouse (1881–1975), Louder and Funnier (1932)