Tweet of the Day (‘The Naardvark,’ on Natalie Portman as Part of a New Nickname)

“If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win celebrity couple nicknaming forever with ‘Portmanteau.’"—The Naardvark (TV comedy writer Bryan Donaldson), tweet of Oct. 23, 2014

(The image accompanying this post shows Natalie Portman in the film Planetarium.)