Tabloid Headline of the Day (The New York Post, With Exactly What You Knew Was Coming)

“HUMA CUTS OFF WEINER”—New York Post front-page headline, August 30, 2016

Earlier today, a phone call came in to a certain former New York congressman and mayoral candidate, who is getting through Part 3 of a scandal of his own making: “Mr. Weiner? My name’s John Wayne Bobbitt. I just want to tell you that I know EXACTLY how you feel…Hello?...Hello?”