Quote of the Day (Comic Whitney Cummings, on Lies in Relationships)

“Guys don’t know this, but you all lie the same way. You know you’re being lied to because you repeat the question in your answer to buy time for your horrible lying. ‘Where were you at 3 in the morning?’ ‘Where was I? Until 3 in the morning?’ It’s like, could you not have made up your lie in the car on the way over?” — Stand-up comic Whitney Cummings, quoted in Jacob Bernstein, “In Her Own Zone, Making Them Howl,” The New York Times, Feb. 8, 2015