TV Quote of the Day (‘Parks and Recreation,” on Frozen Yogurt)

“Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars." —Ron Swanson (played by Nick Offerman),writing a complaint letter, on Parks and Recreation, Season 6, Episode 14, "Anniversaries," air date February 27, 2014, teleplay by Megan Amram, directed by Morgan Sackett