Tuesday, February 18, 2025

TV Quote of the Day (‘Seinfeld,’ on a Smoking Side Effect)

[Kramer barges into Jackie Chiles’ law office.]

Kramer [played by Michael Richards]: “Jackie, we gotta talk.”

Jackie Chiles [played by Phil Morris]: [pushing him out the door] “No way, Kramer. You've brought nothing but a mountain of misfortune and humiliation. Now get out.”

Kramer: “But Jackie—"

Jackie: “I said out.”

Kramer: “Jackie, I think I got a case against the tobacco companies.”

Jackie [stopping short]: “The who?”

Kramer: “The tobacco companies.”

Jackie [smiling, thinking of the possibilities]: “I've been wanting a piece of them for years….Did that cigarette warning label mention anything about damage to your appearance?”

Kramer: “No, it didn't say anything.”

Jackie: “So you're a victim. Now your face is shallow, unattractive, disgusting.”

Kramer: “So Jackie, do you think we got a case?”

Jackie [positively beaming]: “Your face is my case.”—Seinfeld, Season 8, Episode 9, “The Abstinence,” original air date Nov. 21, 1996, teleplay by Steve Koren, directed by Andy Ackerman

Quote of the Day (E. L. Doctorow, on Song Standards)

“With Tin Pan Alley, songs became a widely distributed product. The standards that emerged then released us into a flow of imagery that whirls us through our decades, our eras, our changing landscape. When a song is a standard, it can reproduce itself from one of its constituent parts. If you merely recite the words, you will hear the melody. Hum the melody and the words will articulate themselves in your mind. That is an unusual self-referential power. Standards from every period of our lives remain cross-indexed in our brains to be called up in whole, or in part, or, in fact, to come to mind unbidden. Nothing else can as suddenly and poignantly evoke the look, the feel, the smell of times past.”—American novelist and editor E. L. Doctorow (1931-2015), “Standards,” Harper’s Magazine, November 1991

Years ago, I heard a “standard” defined as a song performed by Frank Sinatra or Ella Fitzgerald. Surely, E. L. Doctorow had the likes of the Gershwins, Rodgers, Hart, Hammerstein, Mercer, Arlen, and Porter in mind—the tunes that Ms. Fitzgerald placed in her classic “Songbook” LPs—when he wrote the above.

Judging from the kinds of pop and jazz tunes that the novelist referenced in works like Ragtime and City of God, I doubt that his frame of reference for “standard” encompassed rock ‘n’ roll.

But, as I listened to the SNL 50th anniversary show the other day, I heard two songs that would make that list—Paul Simon’s “Homeward Bound” and the “Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End” medley by Paul McCartney (pictured, of course).

In the documentary Get Back, a young McCartney experiments with different lyrics for the latter tune, telling Beatles bandmate Ringo Starr, when he has it refined, that this new song for the 1969 Abbey Road LP "should be ready for a Songs For Swinging Lovers album soon."

The joke has long since been fulfilled for baby boomers like myself, with artists such as Phil Collins, Steven Tyler, Richard Sambora, Neil Diamond, Jennifer Hudson, and Dua Lipa offering cover versions.

And so, as I listened to McCartney—a slight crack now developed in one of the greatest vocalists of his generation—perform the song to help close out the SNL special (as seen in this YouTube clip), it felt unbearably poignant to me, and, I suspect, so many of the millions listening worldwide.

It summoned more than a half-century of experience, conveying a wistful hope, amid a new time of turbulence—for all we know, perhaps even more convulsive than the Sixties decade in which the Beatles recorded it—that there might yet be “a way to get back homeward.”

Monday, February 17, 2025

Quote of the Day (George Washington, on Disunity and ‘Arbitrary Power’)

“It is only in our United Character, as an Empire, that our Independance is acknowledged, that our power can be regarded or our Credit supported among foreign Nations—the Treaties of the European Powers with the United States of America will have no validity on a dissolution of the Union. We shall be left nearly in a State of Nature, or we may find by our own unhappy experience, that there is a natural and necessary progression from the extreme of Anarchy to the extreme of Tyranny, and that arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of Liberty abused to Licentiousness.”—George Washington (1732-1799), commander in chief of the Continental Army and first President of the United States, “Circular to the States,” June 8-21, 1783, on the National Archives’ “Founders Online” Website

He certainly had his faults, but George Washington has long held an honored place in this country’s history for his vision, wisdom, and integrity. 

The above quote demonstrates why, as does his example of renouncing power and returning to private life when he could easily have become a dictator.

Like many Americans, I have taken for granted that important documents like the above source from our nation’s past would not only be preserved but disseminated in digital form for all of us to ponder.

The way things are going, who knows what will be maintained anymore? Oh, you hadn’t heard that the Presidential administration that came to power in January is forcing out the top leadership at the National Archives?

This is as good a time as any to remember George Orwell’s warning about history in 1984: “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”

Sunday, February 16, 2025

Quote of the Day (Shirley Chisholm, on Morality and Profit)

“When morality comes up against profit, it is seldom that profit loses.”—Shirley Chisholm (1924-2005), U.S. Representative (D-NY), Presidential candidate and civil-rights activist, in Unbought and Unbossed (1970)

The image accompanying this post, of Rep. Shirley Chisholm announcing her Presidential candidacy, was taken Jan. 25, 1972, by Thomas J. O'Halloran of U.S. News and World Reports.

Spiritual Quote of the Day (Reinhold Niebuhr, on How Envy and Fear Produce Hatred)

“The irresponsibility which power creates corrupts judgment and accentuates the natural tendency toward selfish conduct. Meanwhile the special privileges which the powerful always claim for themselves excite the envy, as their power prompts the fear, of those who deal with them. When envy and fear are compounded they produce hatred. If this hatred in the hearts of the weak is frustrated for a time by their impotence, it usually united them into a confederacy of power in the end.”—American Protestant theologian Reinhold Niebuhr (1892-1971), “Perils of American Power,” originally published in The Atlantic Monthly, January 1932, reprinted in The American Idea: The Best of “The Atlantic Monthly” (2007)

Saturday, February 15, 2025

Quote of the Day (Chevy Chase, on ‘SNL’ Producer Lorne Michaels)

“Frankly, I always felt back then that I was smarter than him, that I was really the guy who got the show going, not Lorne."—Chevy Chase, writer and original “Not Ready for Prime Time” cast member, on Saturday Night Live creator Lorne Michaels (pictured, in 1985), quoted by Susan Morrison, “Profiles: Make Him Laugh,” The New Yorker, Jan. 20, 2025

A couple of weeks ago, I finally got around to watching the docucomedy Saturday Night, about the frantic 90 minutes leading up to the premiere of SNL 50 years ago this October. The film took Hollywood’s usual liberties with the facts, but it rang true in depicting the outsized personalities associated with the show in its incarnation, particularly Chevy Chase.

Now, after Susan Morrison’s profile of the variety show’s producer for most of its history, Lorne Michaels, we know for certain that Chase was not only a jerk back then, but still is one.

I’m not going to get into here how obnoxious the actor-comedian has been over the years. (For that, see how I unloaded on him in my blog post from 11 years ago, on his 70th birthday.)

But I will say that it hasn’t occurred to Chase that, 49 years after he left the show, early in its second season, it has done just fine without him.

The lion’s share for the credit belongs rightly to Michaels, who—his numerous idiosyncrasies and unique management style notwithstanding—launched the SNL ship and, five years after it almost foundered without him, returned to the helm and put it on its current steady course (as I discussed in this post from four years ago).

For anyone who hasn’t done so yet, I highly recommend reading Ms. Morrison’s retrospective on Michaels before watching the SNL 50th anniversary special tomorrow night.

Oh, yes—and when Chase makes his scheduled appearance among its galaxy of stars, past and present, try not to give him the raspberry for still being such a whiny, egotistical, idiot, okay?

Friday, February 14, 2025

Flashback, February 1825: Adams Victory in Disputed Presidential Race Launches ‘Corrupt Bargain’ Charge

With none of the three major candidates winning a majority of votes in the Electoral College, the 1824 Presidential election was thrown into the House of Representatives, which awarded the office to John Quincy Adams in February 1825.

I wrote 15 years ago about Adams’ first year in the White House, while surveying his prior distinguished diplomatic career and consequential post-Presidency. But the month in which he fulfilled his ambition for the nation’s highest office was so astonishing—and such an anticipation of how current thinly sourced smear campaigns can poison the electorate—that it deserves exploration in depth.

With the popular James Monroe declining to run for a third term, the stage was set for an electoral free-for-all in 1824, featuring four candidates:

*Secretary of State Adams, the son of another President, John Adams, drew strength from the Northeast, especially New England.

*Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans, looked to a base mostly confined to the West and South, with residual support in the Northeast.

*Treasury Secretary William Crawford, though the favorite of the Democratic-Republican Party establishment, had suffered a debilitating stroke before the election. Though unable to campaign, he retained support in the Deep South.

*Speaker of the House Henry Clay, who earned the least votes in the Electoral College, ended up exerting the greatest influence on the vote.

The election of 1824 was the first that used the procedures outlined in the Twelfth Amendment to the Constitution, which called for the House of Representatives to pick among the top three candidates in the Electoral College.

Those three turned out to be Adams, Jackson, and Crawford. Although Jackson led the Electoral College count (and, most historians contend, what would have been the popular vote), he did not have a majority. Crawford’s medical condition effectively made it a two-man race between Adams and Jackson.

Four years before, it took the Missouri Compromise to avert a civil war over slavery. Many of the sectional differences barely muzzled in that agreement were coming to the fore again.

A sense of déjà vu must have particularly gripped Adams: as in the election of 1800 (lost by his father), it would take a New York Federalist to secure the outcome.

But, while Federalist leader Alexander Hamilton had persuaded his side to vote for Thomas Jefferson rather than Aaron Burr in that earlier election on the 36th House ballot, it took only one ballot—cast by 60-year-old aristocrat Stephen Van Rensselaer III—to settle matters in 1825.

Legend holds that, while agonizing on the House floor over whom to support, Rensselaer noticed a ballot placed in front of him reading, ADAMS. Believing this to be divinely inspired, the congressman voted accordingly.

If only matters had remained that simple…

In an early attempt at creating a unifying “team of rivals” strategy that Abraham Lincoln later used, Adams asked Crawford to remain as treasury secretary and Jackson to take over the War Department. Both declined.

The selection of the third rival, Clay, sparked enormous controversy. The President-elect knew him as a fellow diplomat in the Treaty of Ghent negotiations that ended the War of 1812, and though he didn’t particularly trust the Kentuckian or care for his drinking and gambling, he knew he was able and shared common domestic policy goals.

Adams asked Clay to become Secretary of State after his House of Representatives victory, not before (contrary to what some Websites and podcasts claim to this day).

But, because Clay had swung the vote of his state’s delegation to Adams, and the State Department had served as a steppingstone to the Presidency for all occupants of the office in the prior 25 years, an anonymous letter soon appeared in Philadelphia’s Columbian Observer charging that the two men had engaged in a “corrupt bargain.”

Eventually, the “anonymous” Congressman emerged from the shadows to admit being the source of the allegation: George Kremer of Pennsylvania.

William Russ, Jr.’s article about the incident in the October 1940 issue of the academic journal Pennsylvania History noted not only that Kremer had “sunk into oblivion, even locally,” but that before and after his moment in the spotlight he was “obscure.” That difficulty in remembering him has only increased with time.

In 1825, Kremer, then completing his first term as a congressman, was hardly a disinterested observer, and certainly not a distinguished one. Successive stints as a storekeeper, lawyer, and two-year state legislator had done nothing to disabuse perceptions that he was a backbench time-server, a reputation not helped by his propensity for wearing a leopard-skin coat on the floor of the House. 

The topic that preoccupied Kremer in Congress–eliminating waste and abuse in government—frequently seemed like a pretext to contest initiatives that involved funding internal improvements—the policies that Clay and Adams supported and that Jackson opposed. Kremer, in fact, often anticipated many of the same arguments that MAGA supporters use today against government expenditures.

Challenged by Clay to testify and offer evidence before a congressional committee that would investigate the corruption allegations, however, Kremer backed down, saying at first, bizarrely, that he hadn’t intended to "to charge Mr. Clay with corruption," then refusing to testify on constitutional grounds, before finally crowing, after his three terms in Congress, how proud he was for his part in spreading the news about the scandal.

To be sure, backers of all four major candidates maneuvered furiously for advantage behind the scenes. But no documentary evidence has ever been produced substantiating the claims about Clay and Adams.

Moreover, despite friction between the two men in the past, even a shouting match, there could be little doubt that the House Speaker preferred Adams to Jackson—or, to put it another way, that Clay regarded Jackson as unsuited for the Presidency by virtue of his military background, hair-trigger temper, and distrust of banks.

None of that mattered to Jackson. He could have remembered that Adams, unlike Presidential aspirants like Crawford and Secretary of War John C. Calhoun, had come to his defense in the Monroe Administration over his overly aggressive responses to Native American raids from Florida into Georgia.

But it was easier for him to think he’d lost because of the “corrupt bargain” than because of his incompatibility with Clay. So he not only nursed a grudge against the two men, but encouraged his supporters to regard the new administration as illegitimate—not unlike how Donald Trump convinced his followers that, all evidence to the contrary, the election of 2020 had been stolen from him at the polls.

Like his father, Adams erred in believing that he could govern above the fray, without benefit of political adherents. Jackson would not make the same mistake. (The “spoils system” is one Jacksonian legacy that Trump seems especially eager to copy in his return to the White House.)

When Adams left office four years later, defeated by the man he’d beaten previously, Jackson, he was one of the unhappiest men ever to occupy the White House.

Like his father, John Quincy Adams was so peeved by what transpired in his single term in office that he didn’t stick around for the inauguration of his successor.

Historians still regard Adams as the greatest Secretary of State in our history, and, like Jimmy Carter, he earned great respect for his post-Presidential career (see my prior blog post about his fight against the Jacksonian “gag rule” meant to squelch any opposition to slavery in Congress).

But his term in the White House was virtually unrelieved misery for him and his family, because of the stark mismatch between his lofty policy goals and miniscule political instincts.