“I noticed that the neighborhood snails were massing
their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with
Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of
beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them.
Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill
myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.”— Scott
Adams, “Diary of a Cartoonist: Dilbert Creator Scott Adams,” The Wall Street
Journal, May 3, 2014
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