“There have been games where I had horrible gas. In my rookie year, we were playing the [New York] Knicks, and I couldn’t help myself. A guy on the Knicks went, ‘Oh, my gosh,” and covered his nose. I had to pretend it wasn’t me. Like, ‘Oh, man, who was that?’”—L.A. Clippers forward Blake Griffin, on one of the perils of three-hour NBA games, quoted in Rob Tannenbaum, “Q&A: Blake Griffin,” Rolling Stone, April 24, 2014
The last several days, it’s been easy to say any stink coming from the Clippers couldn’t possibly be coming from the players. Think of it—a rare act of public service and self-sacrifice from Donald Sterling!