Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Quote of the Day (Alexander Pope, on Why He Wrote)


   “Why did I write? what sin to me unknown
D’ipp'd me in ink, my parents', or my own?
As yet a child, nor yet a fool to fame,
I lisp'd in numbers, for the numbers came.
I left no calling for this idle trade,
No duty broke, no father disobey'd.
The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife,
To help me through this long disease, my life.”—Alexander Pope (1688-1744), “An Epistle to Arbuthnot” (1735)

Alexander Popewas born on this date 325 years ago today. Perhaps the greatest of English public poets—unafraid to get into a controversy, no matter what the occasion—he wrote this poem, containing some of his greatest comic lines, out of a spirit of tragedy. His longtime friend, Dr. John Arbuthnot, had just written him to inform him he was dying—and indeed, the physician died only two months after this publication.

Perhaps a man given to greater fellowship might have hesitated to write Pope’s wickedly devastating rhyming heroic couplets. If he weren’t embarrassed to encounter socially the target of his jibes, he might have gotten involved in something far worse for someone of Pope’s short stature: fisticuffs.

Pope began life with a significant strike against him: a Catholic from birth, he was disqualified from attending university, teaching, voting, and holding office. Nor, because of the faith, could his parents inherit or buy land, or even send him abroad for school. He was, ideologically, an odd man out, as he confessed in one of his “Imitations of Horace”:

My Head and Heart thus flowing thro’ my Quill,
            Verse-man or Prose-man, term me what you will,
            Papist or Protestant, or both between,
            Like good Erasmus in an honest Mean,
            In Moderation placing all my Glory,
            While Tories call me Whig, and Whigs a Tory.

But when he wrote of “this long disease, my life,” he was not being metaphorically melancholic—he suffered from a form of tuberculosis that left him a hunchback and stunted his growth at four feet six inches, while also enduring respiratory problems, high fevers, inflamed eyes, and abdominal pain. He never married.

Pope, perhaps the greatest English poet of the 18th century, is also one of my favorite poets. You only get the slightest sense of his mastery of the heroic couplet in the passages quoted above. Over the course of his entire work, they enabled him to round on his many peevish and carping enemies (who only became immortal as targets of his satire). The couplets, miracles of compression, end with some of the most quoted lines in the English language—including, in the “Epistle to Arbuthnot,” “damn with faint praise” and "Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?" (a barbed reference to one of his critics, John Hervey, 2nd Baron Hervey, a bisexual courtier).

Arbuthnot had sometimes pleaded with his friend to be careful about the powerful enemies he made. There was not a chance that would happen.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Photo of the Day: Cascade Design



This image, of a cascading fountain, is one of many startling, even beautiful, ones at Greenwood Gardens in Short Hills, N.J. I have already included several on this blog, but it doesn’t exhaust the variety present to the eye in this 28-acre estate recently turned into a public park.

TV Quote of the Day (Seinfeld, on the Fine Art of Breaking Up)



Gwen (played by Linda Kash) "It's not you, it's me...."

George Costanza (played by Jason Alexander)” "You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me!"

Gwen: "Alright, George, it's you."

George: "You're damn right it's me."

Gwen: "Look, I was just trying to...."

George: "I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me."

Gwen: "Well, I'm sure you do it very well."

George: "Yes, well, unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out." --George and Gwen, breaking up, in Seinfeld, "The Lip Reader" episode, 506, Season 5, Episode 6, teleplay by Carol Leifer, directed by Tom Cherones, original air date October 28, 1993

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Photo of the Day: Path of Beauty



Another in a series of image I took at Greenwood Gardens in Short Hills, N.J., which I visited a few weeks ago at its opening—this time, with the photo demonstrating how carefully and lovingly its garden has been shaped.

Quote of the Day (Franz Wright, on Heaven)



“We speak of Heaven who have not yet accomplished
even this, the holiness of things
precisely as they are, and never will!”—Franz Wright, from “Prescience,” in God’s Silence (2008)