Friday, July 26, 2024

Quote of the Day (Roger Ailes, on ‘Wet Noodle’ Patriarch Rupert Murdoch)

“He’s walking into walls. He doesn’t know what time it is. It’s old man time. Rupert is an odd bird. A cold fish, but a f-----g wet noodle — it's pathetic — around those kids. They're always stomping off and giving the poor guy the finger.”—The late Fox News CEO Roger Ailes, on Australian-born media baron Rupert Murdoch, quoted by Michael Wolff, The Fall: The End of Fox News and the Murdoch Dynasty (2023)

As a youngster listening to the original “Eyewitness News” broadcast in the New York area, I would smile and lean forward whenever I heard short, dour reporter Milton Lewis tell the audience, “Now listen to this,” in a confiding, “you’re not going to believe what I’m about to tell you” tone.

I experienced the same sensation when I read Jim Rutenberg and Jonathan Mahler’s New York Times report this week that three of Rupert Murdoch’s children have united against their father. They are arguing in court against him changing the family’s “irrevocable trust” to ensure that his anointed successor, eldest son Lachlan, will stay in charge of the conservative multinational media empire.

Lewis’ “this” happens, in 1924, to be a plot twist right out Succession. There’s little that the creators much-honored comedy-drama did not imagine. Maybe they dismissed this idea in the belief that their audience would never accept this kind of switcheroo coming from a nonagenarian.

Murdoch is a nightmare spin on Dylan Thomas’ notion that old age should burn and rave at close of day. Having assisted at the birth of Trumpism, he finds himself unable either to embrace or evade his handiwork. 

However much he may carp about the former President, his attempts to promote an alternative GOP candidate have foundered. He’s even been dissed by Don Jr.: “There was a time where if you wanted to survive in the Republican Party, you had to bend the knee to him or to others. I don’t think that’s the case anymore.”

And now, this mess.

The discovery process in the litigation can only reveal more embarrassing secrets, the kind he sought to avoid after reaching a $787 million settlement in Dominion Voting Systems’ defamation lawsuit against Fox.

Or maybe Murdoch is beyond mortification at this point in his life. After all, who else would marry for the fifth time at age 93 and dare to risk comparisons with billionaire oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall, who was a mere 89 when he wed Anna Nicole Smith?

Fox News and Murdoch’s New York print mainstays, The New York Post and The Wall Street Journal, have been making great sport of President Biden’s age-related difficulties. But Ailes came up with that “old man time” phrase about his former boss eight years ago. What could that line possibly entail now?

TV Quote of the Day (‘The Big Bang Theory,’ On Why Physics Is Like ‘Lost’)

Leonard Hofstadter [played by Johnny Galecki]: “It just turns out that physics is exactly like 'Lost.' It started out great and turns out just a big ol' waste of time.”— The Big Bang Theory, Season 11, Episode 2, The Retraction Reaction,” original air date Oct. 2, 2017, teleplay by David Goetsch, Eric Kaplan, and Anthony Del Broccolo, directed by Mark Cendrowski

Thursday, July 25, 2024

Song Lyric of the Day (The Moody Blues, on Being ‘Part of the Fire That Is Burning’)

“We're part of the fire that is burning,
And from the ashes we can build another day.”—"The Story in Your Eyes,” written by Justin Hayward, performed by The Moody Blues on their Every Good Boy Deserves Favour LP (1971) 

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Quote of the Day (Wynonna Judd, With the Determination to Carry On)

“Just go to the next step. Then go two more. Sometimes that's enough."—Country music singer Wynonna Judd, quoted by Liz McNeil, “Wynonna Judd on Mom Naomi: 'With the Same Determination She Had to Live, She Was Determined to Die,'” People, Oct. 5, 2022

The image accompanying this post, of Wynonna Judd performing live in Arlington, VA, was taken Oct. 18, 2018, by Michael Dyer. 

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Quote of the Day (Henry Fielding, on Slander and Praise)

“The slander of some people is as great a recommendation as the praise of others.”—English novelist-playwright Henry Fielding (1707-1754), The Temple Beau (1730)

Monday, July 22, 2024

Quote of the Day (Mike Kelly, on a Consequence of Political Violence)

“[T]wo years ago… I reported that more than 75 members of Congress routinely wore bulletproof vests to public events. America took the news in stride. So did most of our public officials. Wearing a bulletproof vest is somewhat akin to wearing an American flag pin on your lapel.”—Columnist Mike Kelly, “After Shooting, Can Americans Stop Accepting Gun Violence?”, The Record (Bergen County, NJ), July 15, 2024

TV Quote of the Day (‘Succession,’ on Selling One’s Soul)

Tom Wambsgans [played by Matthew Macfadyen]: “Do you want a deal with the devil?”

“Cousin Greg” Hirsch [played by Nicholas Braun]: “What am I gonna do with a soul anyways? Souls are boring! Boo, souls! Of course!” —Succession, Season 3, Episode 9, “All the Bells Say,” original air date Dec 12, 2021, teleplay by Jesse Armstrong and Jamie Carragher, directed by Mark Mylod

These days, Cousin Greg is not the only one to make a Faustian bargain.