Showing posts with label Exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exercise. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2026

Tweet of the Day (‘MichaelTrying,’ on the Results of a New Year’s Exercise Program)

“I finally have the body I want after a rigorous six-month program of lowering my expectations.”--@MichaelTrying,” quoted in Eric Zorn, “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! A Dozen Finalists for Tweet of the Week,” Chicago Tribune, Oct. 10, 2017

Film fans may remember the fellow in the accompanying image as Dave (played by Mark Addy) in the 1997 British comedy The Full Monty.

Trust me: you don’t want to see any more of him than what is revealed here. Suffice it to say, Dave really had to “lower his expectations” for the desperate but uproariously confidence-boosting act he and his friends resorted to!

Monday, March 10, 2025

Joke of the Day (Victoria Shulevich, on a Benefit of Pilates)

“No matter what life throws at you, always keep one foot on the ground like a pink flamingo and your head buried in the sand like an ostrich. This may sound impossible, but you can do it if you practice Pilates.”— Humorist and essayist Victoria Shulevich,Shouts and Murmurs: Life Advice with Animal Analogies,” The New Yorker, Nov. 11, 2024

This accompanying image of a Pilates training session was taken Aug. 20, 2024, by ikorpilates. 

I must admit that my first thought upon seeing this was that it was some kind of human physiology class. My second thought was that the individual who’s the focus of attention would be me after one Pilates maneuver too many.

Monday, November 22, 2021

Quote of the Day (Janeane Garofalo, on Stairmaster, Her Idea of Hell)

“When you die, apparently, some people believe that your hell is whatever your mind’s-eye idea of hell is. Unfortunately, I’ve come face to face with what mine is, all right? I’m going to be sentenced to the Stairmaster ring of Dante’s Inferno, where I have to get on a Stairmaster and they’re going to tape my feet to the pedals. And the only music I get is Michael Bolton, karaoke-style from a drunken secretary on Margarita Night.”—Stand-up comedian and actress Janeane Garofalo, from Comedy Central, 1993 appearance

The image accompanying this post shows Ms. Garofalo at the world premiere of Bad Parents at the Montclair Film Festival, taken Oct. 3, 2012, by Edwin Torres.

Friday, July 16, 2021

Tweet of the Day (Alyssa Limperis, on a Night Made for Walking)

“ ‘Gorgeous night for a walk’—me moving from couch to chair.” —@alyssalimp, a.k.a. actress-comedian Alyssa Limperis, tweet of Sept. 28, 2020

That amount of activity is especially appropriate for heat waves, such as the ones we’ve been having so far this summer.

Monday, January 15, 2018

Joke of the Day (David Lee Roth, on His Former Exercise Regimen)



"I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." —Rock ‘n’ roller David Lee Roth quoted in Mike Breen, “Cover Story: Eddie Van Who?” City Beat, May 23, 2002

Friday, June 30, 2017

Photo of the Day: Bike to the Beat



At lunchtime the other day, as I crossed the courtyard near my building at Rockefeller Center in New York for a quick bite to eat, I came across this crowd of exercise fans on stationary bicycles. I did not get the name of the organization, but, from the kind of propulsive dance music found in discos blaring up to the nearby skyscrapers, it was easy to recall the urging of the peppy woman leading them: “Bike to the beat!”

As you can see from this photo I took, several participants had already worked up quite a sweat after just one song. Remember as you take this in that this event occurred in the middle of the week, before temperatures began to climb and humidity enveloped the New York area. Had this promotion been held even today, I’m sure more participants would have been hanging over their handle bars.

Monday, February 15, 2016

Quote of the Day (John Mortimer, on Exercise for a British Lawyer)



“My customary exercise consists of a short stroll from the Temple tube to Equity Court, and rising to object to impertinent questions put by prosecuting counsel.”— John Mortimer, Rumpole a la Carte (1990)

The image accompanying this post shows Leo McKern, in perhaps his best-remembered role, as the title character in the British series Rumpole of the Bailey.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Quote of the Day (Comic Robin McCauley, on Exercise and Relaxation)



“Do people who say ‘Exercise helps me relax’ know about not exercising?” — Stand-up comedian Robin McCauley, May 24, 2013 tweet

Thursday, September 26, 2013

TV Quote of the Day (Ellen DeGeneres, on ‘Buns of Steel’)



"You know, I don't think I really need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."—Ellen DeGeneres, as the title character in the ABC sitcom Ellen, quoted in Leigh Behrens, “Shortcuts,” Chicago Tribune, January 22, 1995