Quote of the Day (Comic Chris Griggs, on a Date Who Was ‘A Bit Intense’)

“I dated a girl who was a bit intense. She once told me, ‘I find you emotionally distant inside my heart.’ I said, ‘Yeah, well, I find you physically present outside my window.’” —Comic Chris Griggs quoted in “Joke of the Week,” TimeOut New York, September 19-25, 2013