Quote of the Day (Scott Adams, on How Real-Life Business Surpasses 'Dilbert')

"No matter how absurd I try to make the comic strip I can’t stay ahead of what people are actually experiencing in their own workplaces….A company purchased laptop computers for employees to use while traveling. Fearing they might be stolen, the managers came up with a clever solution: permanently attach the laptop computers to the employees' desks."—Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle: A Cubicle's-Eye View of Bosses, Meetings, Management Fads and Other Workplace Afflictions (1996)