“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a
good quarterback is bad luck.”—Former Miami Dolphins coach and Football Hall of
Famer Don Shula quoted in Norman R. Augustine, Augustine's Laws (1997)
At first, I read the above quote as a quip from Don Shula. But, given certain events in his career—not to
mention this past weekend in the NFL playoffs—I think he might have simply been
speaking the brutal truth.
After all, Shula—from all accounts, a religious
man—must have been thanking the Almighty for much of his career. I’m not
talking about the coach having a young Dan Marino or even
two other Hall of Fame quarterbacks in their prime, Johnny Unitas and
Bob Griese, but also possessing a journeyman QB who, when called on in an emergency
to replace the latter two when they were badly injured, performed superbly: Earl Morrall.
When Johnny U. went down with an injury early in the
’68 season, Morrall guided Shula's Baltimore Colts to a 13-1 record,
deservedly taking MVP honors. In Super Bowl V, when Unitas was
hurt in the big game itself, Morrall stepped in again, this time becoming the
first substitute quarterback to rally his team from a deficit to claim victory in the championship contest.
Finally, in the Dolphins’ 1972 season,
Morrall—rejoining his former coach, Shula—stepped in yet again when Griese got
hurt, keeping the team on track for an undefeated season, before gracefully
stepping aside when Griese was ready to take the reins again.
If Shula was watching TV on Sunday, he must have
groaned over what the Pittsburgh Steelers did to the Dolphins in their
playoff matchup. More particularly, he must have winced as his old team’s backup
QB, Matt Moore, was pressed into making his first playoff start when regular QB
Ryan Tannehill was injured a few games before. Moore gave it his best shot, but
was a sitting duck for much of the day in the face of the Steeler defense
(including one brutal hit that left many observers fearing he had a concussion).
The only solace Shula might have taken over the
weekend was that, compared with the Dolphins, the luck of the Oakland Raiders was downright catastrophic. Once Derek Carr was felled for the duration with an
injury, the Raiders blew their last two regular-season games. The team’s fans,
who had not experienced a wild ride to the Super Bowl since 2002, sensed that,
unlike Jeff Hostetler with the New York Giants a quarter-century ago or Tom
Brady with the New England Patriots a decade later, a backup would not leap off
the bench and convey them to the Promised Land.
It was bad enough that Matt McGloin joined Carr
among the injured before this weekend’s playoff game against the Houston Texans.
Left to pick up the fallen standard was rookie Connor Cook (pictured), third on
the depth chart, in his first start. Ever.
Let’s just say he looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
By the end of the 27-14 loss, Oakland Raiders head
coach Jack Del Rio must have felt afflicted not just with bad luck, but with very bad luck.
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“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a
good quarterback is bad luck.”—Former Miami Dolphins coach and Football Hall of
Famer Don Shula quoted in Norman R. Augustine, Augustine's Laws (1997)
“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I
was a politician I’d be honest.”—Stand-up comic Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)
quoted in Bob Fenster, Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life and the Pros (2005)
“Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you
wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart
enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.” —Garrison Keillor, Lake Wobegon Days (1985)
